ITHACAMAS 2017

Its time for ITHACAMAS 2017 YO! Its been another crazy year so why not spend some time with friends of yore and remenisce. This year, once again, the cover band ONE DOZEN DOGS will be playing before Holiday Karoke! Other than a christmas pickle no one can find, who knows what to expect. If there's one thing we do know, it's that Ithacmas is all about the UNEXPECTED.This year's Ithacamas hashtag is #moryellen Here is a brief itinerary of events: Thursday: Guests begin to arrive #anticipation Hear about their long drives or unsavory bus companions. Check in will begin in the main lobby starting at 4:30 An earlybird dinner at Ciao at 6:00pm Star Wars "the new one" at 7:30 at the mall Gee this sounds familiar #ithacamas2016 Star Wars talk back in the car on the way home. Talking about everyone else before they get here. Going to bed at a reasonable hour #exceptrobandlauriewhowillsinguntil3am Friday: Wake the F up Jim probably has a meeting he has to go to #goneforwhatseemslike10minutes A light Lunch downtown at approximately 11:30 followed by hot beverages at Starbucks. Then it's off to Moores Tree Farm for the annual Severing of the tree. Come see the BLOODY STUMP! Tree Trimming and Light Untangling Nibbles and a culteral appropriation Mexican Feast served with butt burning hot sauce Jim made! #allnightlong #andthenagainatthreeam Drinks followed by #sleepwhereyoufall and #irishgoodbyes Saturday: We'll start the day with "a nice bagel breakfast" followed by Eggnog and Karayoke Karolling White Elephant Hour #nowwithnewrules A lavish Jewish Dinner with special guests #amyanddonnagetloud #pennydrinkswine #maybenewgays the SHITTIEST palace you've ever played! #itsohardtosaygoodbyes #someonnoticespeeontherug Sunday: #findpoopinthebar #everonetryingtousethebathroomatthesametime BRUNCH! at the newly styled #DanbyGardens Nap times and safe space planning Cookie making. Bily will yell for a bit at Joe or someone who has wronged him Dinner from the freezer! #moreofthesame Monday: People need to get the F out.